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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 18.06.2025 06:58

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Just Forget it!

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Do women like watching men sucking men?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Loons and Moons

Thumbs down again.

Have you ever lied to your family? What were the circumstances?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Nuts and Butts

Catatonics & High Colonics

What a list actors/ actresses are notorious for being jerks in real life?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Still no good.

So, the docs changed it to read

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Then came..

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

How do great movie moments influence how people handle real-life moral dilemmas?

Still no good

Everyone loved it.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

share office space ...

What is the most offensive thing someone has ever asked you?

So they tried

No go.

What do you think of the Black history lessons in the PBS documentary about jazz pianist-singer Hazel Scott?

Hysterias & Posteriors

No, not a chance

Unacceptable again!

I have BPD. Why do I destroy everyone I love?

Minds and Behinds

No way

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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Freaks and Cheeks

Next, they tried...

Another attempt resulted in ...

Everyone says the pet population is out of control. Everyone says you MUST spay or neuter your pets. No one wants to talk about how its almost $1,000 to spay or neuter a pet. Why is it so expensive if its so necessary? Animal shelters do it for free.

They put up a sign reading

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones